Brown Motion

Have you seen a 'Razor' lately? Not the once pop cell phone - no, no not a 2 wheel contraption that kids and adults alike seem to hover on (used to anyway - nowadays its a different gadget with 2 wheels I think) - I am actually talking about the ubiquitous device many males (human kind) on this planet use with a well defined cadence. The mighty RAZOR - as in an implement designed to reduce the keratin based growth also called facial hair (growth from other parts of anatomy are optionally eliminated with said device) from the front end of the user. This device started its growth (notice it actually retards hair growth) with a hard edge perhaps made from the locally available flintrock and then transformed itself into state of the art stainless steel edge to provide the suave gent with a glide worthy facial texture. It was expected that a relevant species would entertain themselves by rubbing their face on the clean shaven gent thereby making for some enjoyable time spent.