Brown Motion

Canoodling is not a Canadian noodle making recipe; BRICS are not as solid as they appear to be instead it appears VIETNAM is; You don't have 5,000 friends on Facebook, rather (using the fakebook) every'one' is a product that is being used to generate money (they hope); Bric a Brac has nothing to do with bricks or candy but its the collective noun that refers to what Americans spend their entire paycheck on; RNC is not an airport code (maybe it is) but a formal advertising opportunity for the extreme right (Republicans) to thump their chest in front of the American audience; the DNC follows shortly when the liberal nuts get their shot at throwing all those eggs back at the Republicans; The Cloud is not a rainmaker and a rainmaker makes money without rain