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At today's prices

$500 will buy you - 1 share of AAPL equity or 1 low end iPAD2 (plus taxes will actually drain you depending on which state you are in - Euphoric does not count) or 5 Barrels of Crude Oil (if the sheikhs feel like it) or Domestic Tue afternoon airplane ticket (to burn those barrels) from Des Moine IA to San Francisco CA on the worst airline of the year or 500 lbs of Gala Apples (real kind grown in a state north of here) - on sale now at your local GrocerMart or 2 designer jeans to fit that skinny butt in or 1 Deep cleaning of your mandibles so your smile is Priceless!