Brown Motion

I smell government conspiracies like people smell Folgers first thing in the morning. Some may also smell of BO (their own or their bedside companion of unknown species). But getting back to the thesis at hand - 1. What if nudity and sex was legal in public places? It would put the entire porn industry out of work including the paparazzi and the lawyers and a whole big supply chain - hence such activities are illegal. 2. What if we legalized all forms of narcotics for self use and sold them at Kmart? It would put the cartels and the police force and many more institutions out of business - so we cannot do that. Job security. 3. What if we legalized suicide? Again it will put all the counselors and service staff out of business. Cannot do that. Here the law is hilarious since it is the intent of committing that the law frowns upon; since after successful completion there is nothing that we know of that the law can do to the accomplished. 4. What if we legalized driving at ...