Brown Motion

Europe is changing. That is the understatement of the decade. Not in terms of glacial melts or altered bird species. Something much more dramatic. The people are going broke. Their governments already are. Now in this new decade they view the spectre of large scale joblessness and high debt coupled with rage and unrest in the masses vis a vis larger debtor nations like the US dictating belt tightening for the unruly members. This creates dilemmas for those that are full of economic theory like Mario Monti (hence the title) who dreads his country facing the challenge faced by those in the Full Monty. He might be too full to tighten the belt so he looks to the Spaniards and the Portuguese to see what else to do. While lazing on the beaches of the Med they all look aghast at the prospect of someone called Dragy to tell them the rules of the game. Perhaps letting the clothes go might be easy? Hey we at least got ourselves the largest combined coastline!