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A hair warmer

That is what the meteorologist said last night about today's temperatures. Heck I had to even triple check the spelling of this important sounding profession before I began the arduous task of venting about this profession -- again.

Now remember when they say its going to be a hair warmer that the emphasis is on the hair and not the entire juxtaposition of the words 'hair warmer'. I was very confused since I first took it to mean that the temperature could get just warm enough to cause a delta from status quo in the keratin based growth in the mammillian world but not the body surface temperature itself.

Ah but that is not what was meant...if anything was meant at all by the inane commentary about it being marginally warmer than yesterday i.e. 'hair' warmer. Let us not get into the hair itself as it can be - well a hairy experience - as in whose hair - what age - what color - how old etc...

All in all it was a splendid day - a close to winter day but with the sun beaming from ear to ear when the clouds allowed it which they mostly did.

I am waiting for a proctologist to deliver a weather report one day - its sure to be a Butt Warmer!

Comments

  1. RajendraDecember 15, 2011 at 5:53 AM

    what's a proctologist? A logician in the proct or wherever?

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  2. Diamond HeadDecember 15, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    Assman (not to be confused with Asman) - their is a fantastic Seinfeld episode on misplaced license plates that Kramer wanders around with.
    Proctos as in dealing with anal (I know there are a few of us) or rectal issues.

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