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Mother is the necessity of invention some have observed while some might say necessity is the mother of invention. Regardless of who is certain dynamics cause inventions to literally take shape to suit the dynamic shape.  I refer to my own growing girth and its ongoing management.  Not the silly bodily exercise routine to attempt to curtail what cannot be under the circumstances.

I observed a gent at a buffet recently waddling back and forth from the spread with suspenders on.  His girth seemed jolly well accomodated in ths garment attached to said suspenders.

Now that is indeed a fascinating invention if there was one.  Instead of running around finding trousers with the right waist and worrying if that recent performance at the Mughlai place would jeopardize the ability of the waist band to fit I could go few sizes large and simply hang the tubes on these suspenders.

I also observed that they allowed the wearer to do something other than texting with his digits.  You can pull on them or hook your fingers and run them along like a pretend string instrument.

Perhaps in a pinch they could be detached and used as an impromptu bungee cord to tie that bulging bag of leftovers.


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  1. RajendraJune 30, 2013 at 6:57 AM

    They would certainly end the suspense regarding the ability of the trousers to remain in place..

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