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Diamond Head logic

From now on I am going to usurp the Greek or Latin origins of words with bizzaro spellings and apply my own logus..for some logical meanings.

therefore -

Gynaecology - shall now be redefined as study of Bhav Geets or Gayan in general, by females or males.

Oncology - study of all Uncles regardless of their age and their carcinogenic affiliations.

Oenology - study all aspects of life where you go Oh No!  esp when you've had too much wine..

Neurology - study of Nur Jahan regardless of whether you are yahan or wahan; or a Shah.

Astrology - study of linings (or Astar) whether those for cloth or to figure out what stitches our universe together.

Biology - study of Balaji at a very subliminal level or some might call it Bull (Bail in Marathi or Hindi) -agreed either way its Bailaji.
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