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To my readers who are flushing money down the drain with their premium subscriptions to all manners of + and minus channels and flix and subprime offerings..

There is a free show in town.  It is called Nextdoor.   Endless hilarity - all for free.

Some sample threads that I read recently include -


  • Need newborn photographer.... and people proceeded to provide tips
  • Man walking on street - detail videos of some random dude walking on the road - reported and commented 45 times by concerned neighbors as it was a rare instance of a man walking on a road - what's the matter with this clown?  Why no car?
  • Excessive and random use of emojis... many people just have a field day posting some random crap and load it with all kinds of emojis like they threw up as they were typing
  • Weird videos of people stealing in convenience stores and the hilarious name calling among people that post
  • Rants from people who go to a buffet and create a mini riot because there is no vegetarian items on the menu and the subsequent egg throwing contest that plays out virtually in cyberspace.
  • Race relations and people calling names and wondering what the purpose of nextdoor is supposed to be.
Social media begat social warfare.  I wonder if there are actual comics writing some of the stuff and driving ad revenue to the dude that started this service.
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