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Poor people despite the sex * Rated R*

As in either sex having sex.  Some doofus research out recently suggests that people that are rolling in the hay four times a week are making 5% more in their paychecks.  Really?  

Have these scientists visited India?  Or Africa?  What demographic are these bozos talking about?
In India the more sex you have the more your litter and therefore the faster you go broke.  5% raise in salary is hardly going to be enough to spread around.

Are they proposing safe sex or just any old sex?  Are there specific time of day for the action that gets you a better raise (pun intended every which way) or just any old quickie would do?  Is it recommended with someone you know or just visiting the local red light area can get the job done?  In the latter scenario the pros might just start charging a permium if the news gets widespread attention.

Inflation (puns intended every which way) is not far away.  Or maybe this would open up a new idea for the corporate HR departments - poor performers instead of going to boot camp now need to go to boob camp.  We can only guess what sort of hands-on training they would get?

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  1. Hilarious. Highly recommended for the "R" audience-meaning research freaks.

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