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Congratulate me

The retards of social will recognize the phrase as one of many used to solicit clicks and meaningless trolling of the internet to ogle at faces or simply gape at what other people are up to.

So in high spirits I send out this world wide communique to ask those that are doing nothing but scratching their unmentionables while clicking on bait to congratulate me for the below accomplishments -


  • Occupying this planet without dying for four decades - that is right - it was my birthday today - which as matter of another perspective says I managed to not kill myself - for another year - again - that is definitely worthy of thumbs up and loads of one word comments such as Congrats!
  • I have managed to survive at my meaningless job for a decade - and not kill myself.  Congrats again!  How do you do it - could you write a book?  Please?  There is a whole gamut of organisms yearning to learn.
  • I have been reluctant to post pictures of myself - but what if I said I was hot (and I do not have the flu -not today)?  Congrats on my hotness.
  • I self promoted myself successfully as being congratulation worthy - on this blog - and that clearly deserves a Congrats - again!
  • I finally communicated with my (living) spouse to tell her how hot she also is - and congratulated her for something that  I cannot remember - but the point is I should get a return congrats just for that effort.
  • Finally I did all this at the expense of millions of creatures who hold bogus, inflated, high profile Silicon Valley company stock.  CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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