Some examples of what might change the same old boring homicides and drug bust type of news might be -
1. 59 illegal immigrants made their way into Oregon after riding out the Japanese Tsunami debris. They were calmly enjoying their homelessness near the nuclear plants outskirts when this stupid wave had to come and displace their cardboard huts. Never mind since after feeding on the best sashimi (that money could never buy) on the Pacific current they were deposited safely on the Oregon coast after a year. They since made the local redwoods their new home.
PS: A stranger walking his dog in the redwoods noticed a glow and called authorities. They discovered these bodies were luminiscent at night which gave them away.
2. Steve Jobs has made another surprise appearance at the Developers Conference to introduce the iCandle. This is a never ending supply of power to juice all the iphones in existence. After introducing the iCandle he extinguished himself and vanished.
3. Giant squid from Vanuatu has just devoured all Australians that were sun bathing on the gold coast. It was selective as it went about it since most Indians were spared.
Here is another essay on the subject of first names. As in birth names. Or names provided to an offspring at birth. While the developed world tends to shy away from the exotic like Refrigerator or Coca Cola for their new production there is a plethora of Jims and Johns and Bobs or Robs. Speaking of which I do not think there is a categoric decision point at the time of birth if a child will be hereafter called as Bob. I mean have not yet met a toddler called Bob or Rob for that matter. At some point though the parental instinct to mouth out multiple syllables runs out and they switch from calling the crawler Robert to simply Robbie to Rob. Now speaking of - it is strange that the name sounds like something you would not want Rob to do - i.e. Rob anyone. Then why call someone that? After all Rob Peter to Pay Paul is not exactly a maxim to live a young life? Is it? Perhaps Peter or Paul might want to have a say in it? Then there is this matter of going to the John. Why degrad...
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