Some grave questions that I often ponder on - not that it has anything to do with a burial site. In this flat world it is odd that -
Why are there no homeless Indians in America?
I have never seen a handsome Korean man, why is that?
Why are there no Mongolian CEOs in American companies?
Why is sending pictures of someone's genitals on Twitter considered news? Esp the frequency and wide demographic reach within which it seems to happen.
I have not seen a white farmhand in the entire 20 years of wandering America.
BTW does Estonia have drive-ins? Do they show Chinese movies? What would be a good snack while watching Chinese blockbusters (separate heavy question is whether there are Chinese blockbusters and if so which bloc are we talking - communist?)?
Some suggestions for Chinese movie snacks - eels in a tube; popped spiders etc..
Why do Norwegians not run Chinese restaurants?
Same goes for Germans operating a gas station..something wrong with equal opportunity I tell you.
Here is another essay on the subject of first names. As in birth names. Or names provided to an offspring at birth. While the developed world tends to shy away from the exotic like Refrigerator or Coca Cola for their new production there is a plethora of Jims and Johns and Bobs or Robs. Speaking of which I do not think there is a categoric decision point at the time of birth if a child will be hereafter called as Bob. I mean have not yet met a toddler called Bob or Rob for that matter. At some point though the parental instinct to mouth out multiple syllables runs out and they switch from calling the crawler Robert to simply Robbie to Rob. Now speaking of - it is strange that the name sounds like something you would not want Rob to do - i.e. Rob anyone. Then why call someone that? After all Rob Peter to Pay Paul is not exactly a maxim to live a young life? Is it? Perhaps Peter or Paul might want to have a say in it? Then there is this matter of going to the John. Why degrad...
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