A fool and his money always part.
Famous taglines designed by marketing experts for daily consumption by the American audience include -
1. The more you spend the more you save...
2. For a very limited time..(or this opportunity may never come again..until we say so)
3. Buy now pay later
4. Only 9.99
5. Upto 90% off - why was this thing even made? (although 'upto' can mean several things including 1% off)
6. But Wait - we will double the offer
7. Now the new(err) iPad
8. Fine print....Thursday to Friday only - between 2 and 3 pm...Good Friday excluded
Here is another essay on the subject of first names. As in birth names. Or names provided to an offspring at birth. While the developed world tends to shy away from the exotic like Refrigerator or Coca Cola for their new production there is a plethora of Jims and Johns and Bobs or Robs. Speaking of which I do not think there is a categoric decision point at the time of birth if a child will be hereafter called as Bob. I mean have not yet met a toddler called Bob or Rob for that matter. At some point though the parental instinct to mouth out multiple syllables runs out and they switch from calling the crawler Robert to simply Robbie to Rob. Now speaking of - it is strange that the name sounds like something you would not want Rob to do - i.e. Rob anyone. Then why call someone that? After all Rob Peter to Pay Paul is not exactly a maxim to live a young life? Is it? Perhaps Peter or Paul might want to have a say in it? Then there is this matter of going to the John. Why degrad...
A fool is born every (nano)second..and also a marketing man whose mission it is to do the needful..
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