Well apart from the obvious stuff like lots of sex and idling time (between lots of sex) a person can always have a few things that they do not get. In my case here is a short list.
1. Something called 'Euro Sham' being sold at the local bedding retailer. Any sham and European at that should be banned let alone be sold for exorbitant sums. Yet they continue to be offered in a dizzying array of colors and textures.
2. Opportunity to choose between Republican and Democrat at the US election cycle. There are couple of problems here. Simply having two ideologies (I call them retarded points of view) to represent the will of 330M people is a blunder. To top it off you cannot even throw the guy out (its costly and useless) once you prematurely tire of their shenanigans - you have to wait the whole four years. I am going with 'No Vote for Me' camp.
3. I never see beautiful homeless or jobless people (actually I do see the latter in the form of the ones hanging off of the rich).
4. If there is too much debt how come the stocks are rising?
5. Why does Lindsay Lohan have a driver's license?
Here is another essay on the subject of first names. As in birth names. Or names provided to an offspring at birth. While the developed world tends to shy away from the exotic like Refrigerator or Coca Cola for their new production there is a plethora of Jims and Johns and Bobs or Robs. Speaking of which I do not think there is a categoric decision point at the time of birth if a child will be hereafter called as Bob. I mean have not yet met a toddler called Bob or Rob for that matter. At some point though the parental instinct to mouth out multiple syllables runs out and they switch from calling the crawler Robert to simply Robbie to Rob. Now speaking of - it is strange that the name sounds like something you would not want Rob to do - i.e. Rob anyone. Then why call someone that? After all Rob Peter to Pay Paul is not exactly a maxim to live a young life? Is it? Perhaps Peter or Paul might want to have a say in it? Then there is this matter of going to the John. Why degrad...
Lindsay is trying to keep the economy going by paying fines regularly..
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