Its not what you think

Since thinking is a rare commodity these days I thought I would go ahead and list things that are anyway not what people might think they are - 1. Bargain - is not a bet you win at a bar 2. Chagrin - is not a type of grin 3. Comatose is not a vegetable although it has a lot of similarities 4. Bombay was not explosive although its debatable today (name change notwithstanding) 5. Notwithstanding has nothing to do with standing (nor sitting) 6. Sleeves rolled up is not an actual job (although makes an appearance in the job requisition) 7. Octomom is not a female octopus and finally .. 8. Kim Kardashian turned 32 - actually the earth went and did 32 turns round the sun while Kim partied