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Cookie 1.0 launch - all prominent appetites invited

After years of speculation on what and when I would launch my next generation product I have decided that it will be later today.

If you are in a different time zone please mark your calendars or set your alarms because this reveal is going to be a show stopper.  I will explain as the show gets underway why.

As in sharing with the WWW what I am about to do.

The reveal is now underway as I type the remainder of this blog.  Too bad if you missed it.  I told you to set your timers earlier (in this blog).

I am releasing a new cookie.  I called it 'Cook E 1'

It is an amazingly round baked goodness of precisely 3.14 gm of walnuts and of chocolate proportioned to a size of 3.14 mm thick and a 31.4 mm diameter.   For those keeping score that is almost a 100 mm circumference of pure culinary magic in the mouth.  It has no holes or ports and has shelf life proportional to the cookie consuming proclivity of the shelf owner.

The show is now going to stop because I just ate the only cookie that I revealed.  I only made one.  That makes it a limited edition release.  It was (now in hindsight or in its masticated version) a sugar assisted wonder of exacting proportions that dissolved into bliss in my mouth and is now on its way to be further broken down organically without nary a hitch.

PS: It was fully assembled in the USA of US made raw materials and consumed by a US citizen.  Which makes it 100% local while shared with a global audience.  It completely met all the current FDA, CIA, NSA, SOX, FMLA, IRS and other acronym based published regs.

Burp.

I also had a soothing glass of cold milk to complement the crunchy goodness cloying my palate.
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