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Warning Labels

Anything and everything is dangerous.  In excess.  Or in case of cyanide even in extremely small doses.

Consumer culture tends to even out the risk reward ratio of each item it consumes with or without labels.

Yet in the litigious world we live in the makers and purveyors of all treats have to disclose or warn their consumer of the inherent flaw in their product(s).

So with that in mind some special minds come up with nonsense that appears on packaging of the product - not the product itself  -

  • Please drink responsibly (oxymoron)
  • Smoking is injurious to health (whose)
  • Plastic bags - this is not a toy (tell that to the kid)
  • Plastic bags - choking hazard (is the parent drinking?)
  • May cause drowsiness (so?)
  • May generate feelings of suicide (just what the doc ordered)
  • May lead to irregular heartbeat (what if it was beating like that before)
Yet more people die from obesity related illnesses caused by variety of factors including diets containing saturated fats or sugars and texting while driving.  


Comments

  1. RajendraSeptember 7, 2016 at 3:36 PM

    Selfies driving you over the cliff is a new way to die.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Diamond HeadSeptember 8, 2016 at 4:32 PM

    new product idea - smart phones for communing with the living - for the dead

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