I mean Vows...and other trivia for the modern man or woman -
I thee lease this bride .. until her warranty runs out..
Till Debt do us part..
Honey please text me whats for dinner..
You have got so lazy there is an actual farm growing on your keyboard.. perhaps you can just live off your desk?
Pretty soon people will get so addicted to shopping all the time that some smart people will start selling empty boxes with make believe names just so that they can sell them .. 
Bukina Faso and Vanuatuu will take over all box production and lead the world in the global outsourcing story.
Pretty soon thereafter people will only text that their box has left the building when in fact nothing ever gets shipped from Vanuatuu - what with the shipper itself busy sitting at a computer ordering his boxes..to keep up with his neighbor..
There is a growing suspicion that this is already happening!
Here is another essay on the subject of first names.  As in birth names.  Or names provided to an offspring at birth.  While the developed world tends to shy away from the exotic like Refrigerator or Coca Cola for their new production there is a plethora of Jims and Johns and Bobs or Robs.  Speaking of which I do not think there is a categoric decision point at the time of birth if a child will be hereafter called as Bob.  I mean have not yet met a toddler called Bob or Rob for that matter.  At some point though the parental instinct to mouth out multiple syllables runs out and they switch from calling the crawler Robert to simply Robbie to Rob.  Now speaking of - it is strange that the name sounds like something you would not want Rob to do - i.e. Rob anyone.  Then why call someone that?  After all Rob Peter to Pay Paul is not exactly a maxim to live a young life?  Is it? Perhaps Peter or Paul might want to have a say in it?  Then there is this matter of going to the John.  Why degrad...
Facebook version of consumerism..but what if you want to think out of the box?
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