Harry is travelling on a train. Another gent gets in at the next stop and sits across from him. After a while Harry notices this gent intently staring at him for sometime. Getting nervous he asks him what he is staring at.
The gent embarassed answers haltingly that he sees an uncanny resemblance between Harry and his wife except for the moustache.
Whereupon Harry gets confused and points out - well sir I do not have a moustache!
The gent further embarassed admits - I know but she does.
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A man walks into a bar and gets a head bruise.
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Here is what you don't see often - A man running real fast and taking a dump at the same time.
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Does a fly with no wings call itself a Walk?
This autumn the weather gods cooperated as we took a family trip in the northeast to see six states that qualify or makeup what is known colloquially in America as New England. Mass, Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Connecticut and Rhode Island (tiniest state in the union). The outing helped tally up the states we either lived in, visited or have worked in to 47. Guess which three have eluded this intrepid traveling family. Any rate the drive was all in about 1,800 miles and included some memorable geographic wonders or points of interest. Easternmost part of state of Massachusetts being one. Furthest drivable road east in Mass being another. Visit to all Ivy League schools (term harkens to a collegiate athletics conference and generally regarded as elite academic institutes of some repute worldwide) is another random bucket list item of which this trip afforded the chance to knock two more of the list. Dartmouth in Hanover, NH and Brown (and its sister institute the RISD - school f
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