Righto - Move over Zorro.
I kid you not - this one is called Facekini!
First it was the Mohameddans with the burkha - it was religious you see (maybe you don't what with the dark fabric?);
Then it was the Chinese women with their welding masks (that one you really got to see - as in the outsider not the maskee since that would cloud their view but keep the sun from hitting their skin);
Now comes the face-kini with the colors and textures galore. Don't freak if you see these alien looking creatures on Chinese beaches. They are simply lovely ladies enjoying their moment in the sun.
When I first saw this profound piece of news I again thought of Mandakini - what if she had gotten into designer garments and hit on this idea of the Facekini - to protect the fragile females from the wrath of the Sol (meaning sun).
If advertised on Facebook as a Facekini would it be 'Face'tious?
Here is another essay on the subject of first names. As in birth names. Or names provided to an offspring at birth. While the developed world tends to shy away from the exotic like Refrigerator or Coca Cola for their new production there is a plethora of Jims and Johns and Bobs or Robs. Speaking of which I do not think there is a categoric decision point at the time of birth if a child will be hereafter called as Bob. I mean have not yet met a toddler called Bob or Rob for that matter. At some point though the parental instinct to mouth out multiple syllables runs out and they switch from calling the crawler Robert to simply Robbie to Rob. Now speaking of - it is strange that the name sounds like something you would not want Rob to do - i.e. Rob anyone. Then why call someone that? After all Rob Peter to Pay Paul is not exactly a maxim to live a young life? Is it? Perhaps Peter or Paul might want to have a say in it? Then there is this matter of going to the John. Why degrad...
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