Are there no handicap bathrooms on airplanes?  I tell you they would make everyone take to the skies again..
No Banarasi Mitha Paan (a strange 'after dinner' or sometimes 'just like that' nut and rose petal concoction rolled in a leaf that you can chew on - literally) stalls in California?
Good Vada Pav and Pav Bhaji at Indian airports? or for that matter at California airports who have a swelling population of desis..
Are there stewards or air hostesses in an airplane?  Can we not just get rid of them entirely - and let people figure it out by now?  If they are still standing at take off talking on their phone then so be it.  Nothing will happen - trust me.
Here is another essay on the subject of first names.  As in birth names.  Or names provided to an offspring at birth.  While the developed world tends to shy away from the exotic like Refrigerator or Coca Cola for their new production there is a plethora of Jims and Johns and Bobs or Robs.  Speaking of which I do not think there is a categoric decision point at the time of birth if a child will be hereafter called as Bob.  I mean have not yet met a toddler called Bob or Rob for that matter.  At some point though the parental instinct to mouth out multiple syllables runs out and they switch from calling the crawler Robert to simply Robbie to Rob.  Now speaking of - it is strange that the name sounds like something you would not want Rob to do - i.e. Rob anyone.  Then why call someone that?  After all Rob Peter to Pay Paul is not exactly a maxim to live a young life?  Is it? Perhaps Peter or Paul might want to have a say in it?  Then there is this matter of going to the John.  Why degrad...
Why can't women be more like men? ..courtesy My Fair Lady.
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