Third world country has challenges -
People lose weight while running to catch train hence no obesity;
First world problem -
People training to drop weight by running and lose obesity;
Third world headache -
People sitting in trains that will not leave station for a variety of reasons;
First world trauma -
People fume in their own cars stuck in traffic;
Third world reality -
All animals including humans have equal rights on the road - cows get worshipped;
First world problem -
Dogs get worshipped as humans carry their excreta in a bag behind them;
Third world - no food for humans;
First world - more food for animals than humans;
Third world - no comedy clubs as life is one big tragedy;
First world - need comedy clubs after the third divorce.
Here is another essay on the subject of first names. As in birth names. Or names provided to an offspring at birth. While the developed world tends to shy away from the exotic like Refrigerator or Coca Cola for their new production there is a plethora of Jims and Johns and Bobs or Robs. Speaking of which I do not think there is a categoric decision point at the time of birth if a child will be hereafter called as Bob. I mean have not yet met a toddler called Bob or Rob for that matter. At some point though the parental instinct to mouth out multiple syllables runs out and they switch from calling the crawler Robert to simply Robbie to Rob. Now speaking of - it is strange that the name sounds like something you would not want Rob to do - i.e. Rob anyone. Then why call someone that? After all Rob Peter to Pay Paul is not exactly a maxim to live a young life? Is it? Perhaps Peter or Paul might want to have a say in it? Then there is this matter of going to the John. Why degrad...
Life itself is a great comedy..all you need is an appropriate lens, :))
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