When things happen in the 'Nick' of time I always wonder which Nick the speaker is talking about?
Why is it that nowadays failures are often deemed 'systemic'?  Could it be because there are too many systems?
Why did India not get awarded a Nobel prize for energy conservation when the largest population ever (650M) involuntarily had no lights (for 15 hours that too not some piddly 1 minute drama that the developed world does)?
On that note - another prize to the doofus who calculated the number of people without power - being the fastest human population counter in the world.
Can we call Facebook - Fakebook?  I heard there are a lot of fake people presenting fake information on fake things. What the Fake?
Here is another essay on the subject of first names.  As in birth names.  Or names provided to an offspring at birth.  While the developed world tends to shy away from the exotic like Refrigerator or Coca Cola for their new production there is a plethora of Jims and Johns and Bobs or Robs.  Speaking of which I do not think there is a categoric decision point at the time of birth if a child will be hereafter called as Bob.  I mean have not yet met a toddler called Bob or Rob for that matter.  At some point though the parental instinct to mouth out multiple syllables runs out and they switch from calling the crawler Robert to simply Robbie to Rob.  Now speaking of - it is strange that the name sounds like something you would not want Rob to do - i.e. Rob anyone.  Then why call someone that?  After all Rob Peter to Pay Paul is not exactly a maxim to live a young life?  Is it? Perhaps Peter or Paul might want to have a say in it?  Then there is this matter of going to the John.  Why degrad...
I think the correct abbreviation is WTF.
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