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About Marriage (and Divorce)

Some funny stuff I read recently from the minds of sharp wits - My wife and I were happy for 20 years.  Then we met. Divorce rates among women and dropping these days especially as they have realized that they don't need the pig for a little sausage. Any husband who says 'My wife and I are completely equal partners', is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.  Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' The most effective way to re member your wife's birthday is to forget it once.