Brown Motion

Had side splitting laughs for a few late hours on a recent visit to Hollywood. Specifically to a run down looking brick building with cigarette smoke hanging on like grim death on the outside.  Even Jesus - or some homeless dude that looked like his eminence made an appearance and was I think looking to score free weed. The place is The Comedy Store on Sunset and was started a few decades ago by a dude from Detroit.  Many a famous comic like Chris Rock, Jim Carey and director(s) I admire like Judd Apatow have made their way through here to Hollywood success. In fact the night I went with some friends I made at a local conference (on some boring topic), Judd presented his act - that of his daughter reaching 18 and essentially freeing Judd from parental obligations of her well being. Most comics were new faces (at least to me but I am told by veteran TV watching and joke club visiting members that they are in fact on their way to being famous) and did a splendid job of be...

Some funny stuff I read recently from the minds of sharp wits - My wife and I were happy for 20 years.  Then we met. Divorce rates among women and dropping these days especially as they have realized that they don't need the pig for a little sausage. Any husband who says 'My wife and I are completely equal partners', is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.  Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' The most effective way to re member your wife's birthday is to forget it once.