Brown Motion

Some examples of what might change the same old boring homicides and drug bust type of news might be - 1. 59 illegal immigrants made their way into Oregon after riding out the Japanese Tsunami debris. They were calmly enjoying their homelessness near the nuclear plants outskirts when this stupid wave had to come and displace their cardboard huts. Never mind since after feeding on the best sashimi (that money could never buy) on the Pacific current they were deposited safely on the Oregon coast after a year. They since made the local redwoods their new home. PS: A stranger walking his dog in the redwoods noticed a glow and called authorities. They discovered these bodies were luminiscent at night which gave them away. 2. Steve Jobs has made another surprise appearance at the Developers Conference to introduce the iCandle. This is a never ending supply of power to juice all the iphones in existence. After introducing the iCandle he extinguished himself and vanished. 3. Gian...