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Strange Headlines on Radio (or TV)

1. First man on moon dies ... I did not know we had started a colony there. 2. Cyclist stripped of medals... first question - why was he wearing them? second question - who cares what he is doing (Stripping or otherwise)? 3. 'Someone' delivers a baby...substitute any dumb celeb name for someone - then wonder if there are other things that humans have learnt to deliver (lot of grief comes to mind followed by pizza but in the biological frame of mind - an instant grown person is not yet possible so yes its a baby); the other poignant questions is - who was the baby delivered to? Humanity? Can we have a say in this? We don't want any more celeb babies. 4. Greece not lost says Merkel - of course you are! We always knew where the islands were - what with so many wrecks to prove it. 5. Woman shot in front of her children - what did she shoot? Her children?