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New age wows

I mean Vows...and other trivia for the modern man or woman - I thee lease this bride .. until her warranty runs out.. Till Debt do us part.. Honey please text me whats for dinner.. You have got so lazy there is an actual farm growing on your keyboard.. perhaps you can just live off your desk? Pretty soon people will get so addicted to shopping all the time that some smart people will start selling empty boxes with make believe names just so that they can sell them .. Bukina Faso and Vanuatuu will take over all box production and lead the world in the global outsourcing story. Pretty soon thereafter people will only text that their box has left the building when in fact nothing ever gets shipped from Vanuatuu - what with the shipper itself busy sitting at a computer ordering his boxes..to keep up with his neighbor.. There is a growing suspicion that this is already happening!