If you only read headlines here is what you would conclude -
1. Meg Whitman would take 5 years to pay off her Bank Americard debit charge for the one purchase she can make.
Why - BAC will now charge $5 per month for use of their debit card.
Meg agrees to $1 salary as new CEO of HP.
2. Tablet computers will not be sold anymore
Why - Hewlett Packard and Research in Motion (makers of Blackberry) have halted all of their tablet production (aab Goli Khaa...with all the headaches)
3. World is ending
Why - China has stopped spending like before; Europe has nothing to spend; US is done printing money; Latin America who?
4. People are no different than cows
Why - Cows follow the herd - so do humans in times of crisis
1. Meg Whitman would take 5 years to pay off her Bank Americard debit charge for the one purchase she can make.
Why - BAC will now charge $5 per month for use of their debit card.
Meg agrees to $1 salary as new CEO of HP.
2. Tablet computers will not be sold anymore
Why - Hewlett Packard and Research in Motion (makers of Blackberry) have halted all of their tablet production (aab Goli Khaa...with all the headaches)
3. World is ending
Why - China has stopped spending like before; Europe has nothing to spend; US is done printing money; Latin America who?
4. People are no different than cows
Why - Cows follow the herd - so do humans in times of crisis
Maybe the other Meg (Ryan-the heroine) should be the HP CEO next. She'd also have the cash to loan the company if it were required.
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