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Bird Shit on the MBAs

Make that birds.  Pigeons and gulls no less.  There is a theory about being bird brained as being smarter than most humans think and I think there is something to it.

So it was with amusement that I watched the lowly gulls go about their morning defecation on the scores of executive types waiting to catch their shuttle bus from a local train station to their important jobs to make the world a better place.

It is amazing that a person's ego can be deflated so fast and permanently that people will actually reconsider their commute choices as a result of avian bowel habits. 

When you see all those idiots with bagged doggy poop walking behind their four legged domesticated animal you have to wonder about where we go next.  Maybe we just give in entirely and start living with the animals right there on the street and raising a leg when the moment comes to relieve ourselves.

Do it right in the middle of a Macy's shopping extravaganza as we caress the next generation of foamy mattress and the call comes.  Or scratch our backs on the microphone when giving an all important speech on making the world a better place - akin to how a hog would get his itch off by scratching a tree trunk.

Also how about those ant colonies - I mean if colonial rule was so bad how come they got it figured out?

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