Bedridden and other weighty issues

With the influenza viruses making an appearance in gusto and all that there are many colleagues and acquaintances that have updated their status to being bedridden. Our child's running partner is bedridden due to an injury of some sort.

That got me thinking. Uh oh! No please bear with me. The word 'bedridden' might suggest getting rid of the said bed. On the contrary it requires said patient to patiently stay on it.

The bedees in this case should revolt. This is rid-iculous. Ask for a lexiconic change from bedridden to bedhugger. Start a gochangeme campaign. Twit about it.

Speaking of patients why are they called that? Is it because you have to be while waiting for the person in the white coat to make an appearance to examine you in a little room that gives you the shivers because it is always too cold?

Or is it because it tries your patience as the all knowing doctor finally concludes what is in fact wrong with you? I vote that it be changed to impatient because for sure everyone of those patients cannot wait to rid themselves of whatever is bothering them.

Am I the only one being impatient about these sort of weighty issues?

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