If fish could talk

I was inspired to pen these completely random thoughts after reading an article relating to the St. Patrick's day festivities conducted in Chicago.

First and foremost how one gets to be a saint when they were merely a patron of a place is somewhat dubious but then again having never been conferred that title I know not what it might take.

That said in Chicago there is a tradition to paint their local river green on this celebratory day. Some guy gets in a boat and dumps green dye by the buckets as he chugs along and this gives the river the color of matcha tea.

Now while there are certainly folks from fish and wildlife and lakes authority checking to see the ingredient list of this dye some fish that live in these water may not take so kindly to this interference. I imagined a world where they could lodge complaints. What might those be?

Hey- its too cloudy in here.

Look ma - Nemo is turning green without algae.

Why are these bipeds obsessed with the greening of everything?

And you thought it was fishy down here?

Is this what they did to the Statue of Liberty too?

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