Some examples of what might change the same old boring homicides and drug bust type of news might be -
1. 59 illegal immigrants made their way into Oregon after riding out the Japanese Tsunami debris. They were calmly enjoying their homelessness near the nuclear plants outskirts when this stupid wave had to come and displace their cardboard huts. Never mind since after feeding on the best sashimi (that money could never buy) on the Pacific current they were deposited safely on the Oregon coast after a year. They since made the local redwoods their new home.
PS: A stranger walking his dog in the redwoods noticed a glow and called authorities. They discovered these bodies were luminiscent at night which gave them away.
2. Steve Jobs has made another surprise appearance at the Developers Conference to introduce the iCandle. This is a never ending supply of power to juice all the iphones in existence. After introducing the iCandle he extinguished himself and vanished.
3. Giant squid from Vanuatu has just devoured all Australians that were sun bathing on the gold coast. It was selective as it went about it since most Indians were spared.
It is said that opposites attract meaning people with contrary viewpoint sometimes find chemistry to be together. But I'm referring to a modern twist where people are merely attracted towards a common place because their uber communication device aka smart phone is about to die. The charging station. From airports to hotel lobbies or even bathrooms, when in need they are attracted to this power outlet like moths to a flame or a junkie to a needle. A whole new business of supplying these hyper connected folks is now born whose lifesaver product is a backup charge. Asian tourists perpetually carry a phone sized battery pack stuck to their latest Apple phone updating their status to folks in Hong Kong or Shanghai or Bangalore as they pose for selfies with weird facial expressions and fingers pointed out in a letter V. Vain? PS: I dis'charged' my blogger duties making this insightful observation as my phone is about to breathe it's last and my flight gets call...
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