I mean Vows...and other trivia for the modern man or woman -
I thee lease this bride .. until her warranty runs out..
Till Debt do us part..
Honey please text me whats for dinner..
You have got so lazy there is an actual farm growing on your keyboard.. perhaps you can just live off your desk?
Pretty soon people will get so addicted to shopping all the time that some smart people will start selling empty boxes with make believe names just so that they can sell them ..
Bukina Faso and Vanuatuu will take over all box production and lead the world in the global outsourcing story.
Pretty soon thereafter people will only text that their box has left the building when in fact nothing ever gets shipped from Vanuatuu - what with the shipper itself busy sitting at a computer ordering his boxes..to keep up with his neighbor..
There is a growing suspicion that this is already happening!
I like chocolates. Godiva Dark with Almonds - not sure of the naked woman on the horse to be the icon of some choice cocoa based products but tastes good. Started in Belgium but now owned by some Turks. Cadburys - Fruit and Nut Milk Bars - awesome combination of dried fruit pieces along with a medley of nuts makes your toungue dance - started by a Brit now owen by Kraft USA. Lindt Hazelnut spheres - made by a Swiss confectioner are divine balls that melt in your mouth with a lingering nutty taste Ghirardelli Milk Crisp Squares - crunchy and light these milk squares are easy on the palate but pack some serious calories - all good I say! Originally founded by an Italian who moved around till he landed in SF Bay today also owned by the Swiss Lindt empire.
Facebook version of consumerism..but what if you want to think out of the box?
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