$500 will buy you -
1 share of AAPL equity or
1 low end iPAD2 (plus taxes will actually drain you depending on which state you are in - Euphoric does not count) or
5 Barrels of Crude Oil (if the sheikhs feel like it) or
Domestic Tue afternoon airplane ticket (to burn those barrels) from Des Moine IA to San Francisco CA on the worst airline of the year or
500 lbs of Gala Apples (real kind grown in a state north of here) - on sale now at your local GrocerMart or
2 designer jeans to fit that skinny butt in or
1 Deep cleaning of your mandibles so your smile is Priceless!
Here is another essay on the subject of first names. As in birth names. Or names provided to an offspring at birth. While the developed world tends to shy away from the exotic like Refrigerator or Coca Cola for their new production there is a plethora of Jims and Johns and Bobs or Robs. Speaking of which I do not think there is a categoric decision point at the time of birth if a child will be hereafter called as Bob. I mean have not yet met a toddler called Bob or Rob for that matter. At some point though the parental instinct to mouth out multiple syllables runs out and they switch from calling the crawler Robert to simply Robbie to Rob. Now speaking of - it is strange that the name sounds like something you would not want Rob to do - i.e. Rob anyone. Then why call someone that? After all Rob Peter to Pay Paul is not exactly a maxim to live a young life? Is it? Perhaps Peter or Paul might want to have a say in it? Then there is this matter of going to the John. Why degrad...
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