$500 will buy you -
1 share of AAPL equity or
1 low end iPAD2 (plus taxes will actually drain you depending on which state you are in - Euphoric does not count) or
5 Barrels of Crude Oil (if the sheikhs feel like it) or
Domestic Tue afternoon airplane ticket (to burn those barrels) from Des Moine IA to San Francisco CA on the worst airline of the year or
500 lbs of Gala Apples (real kind grown in a state north of here) - on sale now at your local GrocerMart or
2 designer jeans to fit that skinny butt in or
1 Deep cleaning of your mandibles so your smile is Priceless!
It is said that opposites attract meaning people with contrary viewpoint sometimes find chemistry to be together. But I'm referring to a modern twist where people are merely attracted towards a common place because their uber communication device aka smart phone is about to die. The charging station. From airports to hotel lobbies or even bathrooms, when in need they are attracted to this power outlet like moths to a flame or a junkie to a needle. A whole new business of supplying these hyper connected folks is now born whose lifesaver product is a backup charge. Asian tourists perpetually carry a phone sized battery pack stuck to their latest Apple phone updating their status to folks in Hong Kong or Shanghai or Bangalore as they pose for selfies with weird facial expressions and fingers pointed out in a letter V. Vain? PS: I dis'charged' my blogger duties making this insightful observation as my phone is about to breathe it's last and my flight gets call...
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