As far as jackass commentary about the state of our state or union or these 50 US goes it gets predictably retarded as days go by.
Well for starters not since 1995 we shut our shit again. As in the Federales went on an unplanned but completely predictable hiatus. Its also referred to as the US government shutdown.
Why did we shutdown? Because the Prez could not or did not make enough effort to reach across the aisles (pron - Ayeels). I did not know he was shopping groceries for so long. What aisles are these? And who came up with the dumb pronunciation for this word anyway?
And no its not Isles its Aisles. Bipartisanship is dead is why. No wonder - never heard of this ship before till now. Not here nor near any isles.
Then there is the fix to fix this mess. It requires good old western type GANGS to be created. There have been gangs of five then gangs of eight and more gangs of other idiots. All they have done is gone behind closed doors (now that is a neat trick - you should try in your spare time) and deliberately deliberated on matters of national importance.
I am not entirely sure what any of this means but I am merely trying to educate the citizenry with the facts as presented.
Finally We the People have had enough and decided to believe in the Motto no less - which is - IN GOD WE TRUST. Its on our money so if you think we will default - have faith because we do - In God!
Well for starters not since 1995 we shut our shit again. As in the Federales went on an unplanned but completely predictable hiatus. Its also referred to as the US government shutdown.
Why did we shutdown? Because the Prez could not or did not make enough effort to reach across the aisles (pron - Ayeels). I did not know he was shopping groceries for so long. What aisles are these? And who came up with the dumb pronunciation for this word anyway?
And no its not Isles its Aisles. Bipartisanship is dead is why. No wonder - never heard of this ship before till now. Not here nor near any isles.
Then there is the fix to fix this mess. It requires good old western type GANGS to be created. There have been gangs of five then gangs of eight and more gangs of other idiots. All they have done is gone behind closed doors (now that is a neat trick - you should try in your spare time) and deliberately deliberated on matters of national importance.
I am not entirely sure what any of this means but I am merely trying to educate the citizenry with the facts as presented.
Finally We the People have had enough and decided to believe in the Motto no less - which is - IN GOD WE TRUST. Its on our money so if you think we will default - have faith because we do - In God!
On the money!
ReplyDeleteTo add a Hyderabadi twist to the tale of shutdowns, ...yeh aislaan kya hai yaaron?
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