It made headlines. Because it was a big leak. It was sitting in a woman's purse at a Starbucks inside a Starbucks and even then, all of a sudden, people noticed it.
The purse had got wet and there was a foul odor accompanied by a trickle oozing and then dripping faster than what the baristas were pulling from their imported coffee makers.
All the techies gawked, along with the millennial gen who hitherto were involved with rapid fire texting and OMG and LOLS. What in the world was this?
Even the utility crews who fancied an occasional thrice a week splurge on pricey caffeine that were not planning a visit that day stumbled in from their site as the odor overpowered them and one of them fell out of his perch near a transformer. He wasn't transformed but the odor dragged them to see what gas this was.
Meanwhile the gal from the restroom whose purse it was shows up and gets agog at the brouhaha surrounding her carryall. Who's in my 'coach' she shrieked?
Now local cops and some media type arrived to add to the melee only to discover that this hyper blonde had forgot to dump her fourth child's, three day old diaper after yanking it from a recent incident on the road heading to (or from) wine country.
Her latest iPhone sat next to this package had interacted with the warm contents and somehow leaked its own chemicals that caused this turn of events.
Last reports indicate she was suing both Apple and P&G. Apple because her haptic interface had become septic and P&G because they could not keep (her shit) a secret.
was it a geeky leak or a leaky geek or a warmth that went too far?
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