Some old cartoons and jokes that I came across recently...
Communism is bad...as man exploits man
In Capitalism it is the other way around;
Dalai Lama walks in to a brand new Pizza Hut in Dharamsala and says - Make me one with everything!;
Anything in fine print cannot be good news;
The househelp went to look for Brillo Pads and called back saying the only brands the store had were Kotex and Depends,
(strange that the store did not have an abundance of iPads I thought);
Couple is driving along a freeway when the wife looked over her shoulder and yelled at the husband who as usual (me) was speeding away on the freeway - Goddamn it you are going at 100 mph again - so driver turns to her and says - SO ARE YOU.
Here is another essay on the subject of first names. As in birth names. Or names provided to an offspring at birth. While the developed world tends to shy away from the exotic like Refrigerator or Coca Cola for their new production there is a plethora of Jims and Johns and Bobs or Robs. Speaking of which I do not think there is a categoric decision point at the time of birth if a child will be hereafter called as Bob. I mean have not yet met a toddler called Bob or Rob for that matter. At some point though the parental instinct to mouth out multiple syllables runs out and they switch from calling the crawler Robert to simply Robbie to Rob. Now speaking of - it is strange that the name sounds like something you would not want Rob to do - i.e. Rob anyone. Then why call someone that? After all Rob Peter to Pay Paul is not exactly a maxim to live a young life? Is it? Perhaps Peter or Paul might want to have a say in it? Then there is this matter of going to the John. Why degrad...
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