Humor us

Some old cartoons and jokes that I came across recently... Communism is bad...as man exploits man In Capitalism it is the other way around; Dalai Lama walks in to a brand new Pizza Hut in Dharamsala and says - Make me one with everything!; Anything in fine print cannot be good news; The househelp went to look for Brillo Pads and called back saying the only brands the store had were Kotex and Depends, (strange that the store did not have an abundance of iPads I thought); Couple is driving along a freeway when the wife looked over her shoulder and yelled at the husband who as usual (me) was speeding away on the freeway - Goddamn it you are going at 100 mph again - so driver turns to her and says - SO ARE YOU.