Some old cartoons and jokes that I came across recently...
Communism is bad...as man exploits man
In Capitalism it is the other way around;
Dalai Lama walks in to a brand new Pizza Hut in Dharamsala and says - Make me one with everything!;
Anything in fine print cannot be good news;
The househelp went to look for Brillo Pads and called back saying the only brands the store had were Kotex and Depends,
(strange that the store did not have an abundance of iPads I thought);
Couple is driving along a freeway when the wife looked over her shoulder and yelled at the husband who as usual (me) was speeding away on the freeway - Goddamn it you are going at 100 mph again - so driver turns to her and says - SO ARE YOU.
I like chocolates. Godiva Dark with Almonds - not sure of the naked woman on the horse to be the icon of some choice cocoa based products but tastes good. Started in Belgium but now owned by some Turks. Cadburys - Fruit and Nut Milk Bars - awesome combination of dried fruit pieces along with a medley of nuts makes your toungue dance - started by a Brit now owen by Kraft USA. Lindt Hazelnut spheres - made by a Swiss confectioner are divine balls that melt in your mouth with a lingering nutty taste Ghirardelli Milk Crisp Squares - crunchy and light these milk squares are easy on the palate but pack some serious calories - all good I say! Originally founded by an Italian who moved around till he landed in SF Bay today also owned by the Swiss Lindt empire.
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