That is the question.
What with so many people asking so many questions for which there are no right or wrong answers. Which is to say nobody really knows yet they ask and they answer. Which is to say they speculate. From radio and TV pundits to government officials to celebrities to common folk.
An example of top 11 (may be 12 - I will leave that to the speculators to figure out) questions asked can vary from the mundane to the arcane...
1. Will this erection last? (I am referring to the superstructures being built rapidly across the continents..I know what you dirty minds are speculating)
2. How long before I need the next tablet? (Again I am referring to the electronic ones not the other kind..but you can speculate)
3. Is the housing crash over?
4. Will Europe disintegrate?
5. Why would someone name their child 'Newt'? Could he be president?
6. Is this good for me? In this category you shall find foods, drinks, pills, spending habits and a slew of other retarded questions...
7. Does it truly get 100 miles to the gallon?
8. Where did 'she/he' disappear? Here one can substitue local yokels to infamous to famous names...Emilia Earhart being a popular one
9. Is the DOW going to tank?
10. Is the luster off the gold trade?
11. Will people read this blog?
I can only speculate...
Today's world is hyper connected. I am not so sure what it means but you hear it a lot. It is probably hyper but not sure how connected it is. Sugar (fermented or not) is available in many ways than before and so getting hyper is easy. It is probably more a threat than cocaine since it is sold legally. And what is this connected stuff? Most people I encounter seem disconnected from reality. So going back to this assumption that we are connected there are subtle and no so subtle instances of how brands and companies and middle men try to portray someone - A linkedin profile for somebody working for X years at a place advertises to the connected network that so and so is CELEBRATING X years @ Such and Such Inc. Do we know if (s)he is celebrating or cringing? Perhaps a better way to portray will be - So and So LASTED X years @ such & such inc. Then it exhorts the readership to go ahead and congratulate them for this lasting effe...
Best thing would be (if you don't know) to go with Oprah's views..at least she acts well on TV! And as for reading the blog, there are more jobless guys in the world than you think.
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