As the readership might recall a recent blog chronicled the death of Mary who swallowed a pencil.
I am about to expose who Mary was.
Remember the nursery rhyme - Mary had a little lamb?
Exactly. Mary is the same - one and only. Now here is the reasoning behind the claim.
First of all if Mary had a little lamb why emphasize little? Lamb is a little sheep. Hence we can do without the emphasis on little. Mary had a lamb. That is enough information.
Next the rhyme says -
Her fleece was white as snow,
and everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go.
Stupid lamb I must say. Never follow anyone esp today's world to everywhere unless you know them that well. Given I have not seen any lambs in the workplace or even in the neighborhoods I frequent I must say Mary had to have been a sheep herself.
That would explain her ability to chew on grass and swallow a pencil not knowing what it was that she had just consumed. Guts ripped no glory!
I am about to expose who Mary was.
Remember the nursery rhyme - Mary had a little lamb?
Exactly. Mary is the same - one and only. Now here is the reasoning behind the claim.
First of all if Mary had a little lamb why emphasize little? Lamb is a little sheep. Hence we can do without the emphasis on little. Mary had a lamb. That is enough information.
Next the rhyme says -
Her fleece was white as snow,
and everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go.
Stupid lamb I must say. Never follow anyone esp today's world to everywhere unless you know them that well. Given I have not seen any lambs in the workplace or even in the neighborhoods I frequent I must say Mary had to have been a sheep herself.
That would explain her ability to chew on grass and swallow a pencil not knowing what it was that she had just consumed. Guts ripped no glory!
interesting theory!
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