Appearing Presidential

Ever wonder why cosmetics and accouterments sell so well worldwide? Appearances. Vanity. the collective human lust for this elusive of all naivety. Call it what you will but someone's external characteristic's have long been considered a proxy of what the actual individual might deliver or be - as an individual. I don't get it and don't care for it but hey, who cares what I think.

Our president travels this week to a mysterious part of the world described simply as the middle east - which in itself begs the question - how does a direction have a middle? And if so what is the early east and latest east? Is the latest east so late that it is the early west? But I digress.

The reason for his visit is literally touted by the touts aka media as to 'Appear Presidential' on the world stage. First of all who decided that the world stage is in the middle east? It is like saying the dining table is in the dining hall. Except this arrangement is totally bogus given how neither the directional guidance nor the theatrics are real.

Media chatter aside from the Appearances commentary also included other strange sounding words from the dictionary like 'Showboat', 'Grandstanding' and 'Firing'.

Hmm. Did someone say 'firing'?

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