No more surprises

I gave up on being surprised a while ago. I mean one thing human ingenuity or stupidity (sides of a coin really) has taught me is that really anything is possible.

So now the only thing I am surprised is when people appear surprised. Although that can go down in the stupid column too.

You hear things like -

I was surprised Brady unretired.

I am surprised that guy went and committed a horrific crime. Seemed normal.

I am surprised we went from a robust economy to having to live paycheck to paycheck and inflation this high.

I am not sure who I am.

Bitcoin crashed? Really?

Used to be people were throwing another person a surprise birthday party or a surprise anniversary party and jump out of closets and doors. Scared the living hell out of the poor sod. But outside of these whimsical events what is there to be surprised about?

You could die any moment. Not a surprise. Have you counted the nuts out there?

Man gets pregnant. Ok.

Everything got hacked.

Robots take over this vain species. Sounds about right.

Sapiens goes extinct. Hit it on the button.

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