As in me (and by way of unnecessary explanation not to be interpreted as 'one wonder' since there are many listed here).
1. When you need an UPdate why DOWNload? Perhaps Downdate? Although that would resemble a date gone terribly bad. Not the one with a pitt (not Brad neither the edible kind).
2. How can loved Ones actually mean more than One? Also what is it with media's fascination with the term 'loved ones'? What exactly is that? In the spirit of liberty and equality for all - What about the semi hated ones? In reality one only yaks about the disgusting and semi hated ones as opposed to the loved ones isn't it? Must have something to do with another ridiculous romantic notion of loved ones.
3. Certain cultures 'bless' the sneezers. Reality check - run away from sneezers and bless yourself you dolts. Some go far enough to indicate that God is blessing the sneezer. Jeez /Allah/Buddha/Bhagwan that is presumptuous on many fronts.
4. Why do people admire (defecating) dogs on a leash in a public place? Some tend to be unleashed as well and frankly are more nuisance than anything. Although their respective owners are the ones to blame not the lower on the foodchain quadruped.
1. When you need an UPdate why DOWNload? Perhaps Downdate? Although that would resemble a date gone terribly bad. Not the one with a pitt (not Brad neither the edible kind).
2. How can loved Ones actually mean more than One? Also what is it with media's fascination with the term 'loved ones'? What exactly is that? In the spirit of liberty and equality for all - What about the semi hated ones? In reality one only yaks about the disgusting and semi hated ones as opposed to the loved ones isn't it? Must have something to do with another ridiculous romantic notion of loved ones.
3. Certain cultures 'bless' the sneezers. Reality check - run away from sneezers and bless yourself you dolts. Some go far enough to indicate that God is blessing the sneezer. Jeez /Allah/Buddha/Bhagwan that is presumptuous on many fronts.
4. Why do people admire (defecating) dogs on a leash in a public place? Some tend to be unleashed as well and frankly are more nuisance than anything. Although their respective owners are the ones to blame not the lower on the foodchain quadruped.
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