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Terror in the Derriere

A recent CBS news headline described a foiled terror attack that would have used an upgraded underwear bomb. Now either the terrorist are one step ahead of us bozos or something but in a single invention they have it would seem combined the best of Victoria's secrets and those of Apple software. I mean whoever heard of an upgraded underwear bomb before today? Perhaps the Fruits of their Looms are designed with a different frame of reference? Cause maximum damage instead of maximum comfort? Is this what our world has come to? A man cannot think of boarding a flight without now walking through a locker room where he is asked to undress and take a shower? Perhaps that may not be a bad idea after all - I mean have you seen how bad today's planes stink?
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  1. RajendraMay 8, 2012 at 10:01 PM

    Someone can now market x-ray underwear, and the govt. can make it mandatory for air travelers, maybe? You can then go to Facebook with your lament, and others can 'like' it!

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  2. Diamond HeadMay 9, 2012 at 2:30 PM

    lol Rajendra .. but perhaps the censor boards will veto it - these days nothing x ra(y)ted is allowed after all ..what will it do to our children?

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