Someone discovered a baby roasting in a hot car the other day. It made national news. The baby I must say was quite adept. He had corn and shrimp going at the same time.
He had also figured out how to use the solar energy to best cook the corn which take longer than shrimp.
On reading the headline though people wondered if someone had the sense to take the baby to the children's hospital. That it was not necessary is now obvious. Even if they had I am not sure if children know what to do with a roasted baby in any state of the roast. That they run this hospital is also somewhat suspect.
On a more serious note people died in a UPS shooting. Why UPS was shooting instead of delivering I am not sure. May be the person shooting was delivering someone to somewhere in a manner of speaking. May be the shooter felt left out for not being postal.
That is all from the strange news department.
He had also figured out how to use the solar energy to best cook the corn which take longer than shrimp.
On reading the headline though people wondered if someone had the sense to take the baby to the children's hospital. That it was not necessary is now obvious. Even if they had I am not sure if children know what to do with a roasted baby in any state of the roast. That they run this hospital is also somewhat suspect.
On a more serious note people died in a UPS shooting. Why UPS was shooting instead of delivering I am not sure. May be the person shooting was delivering someone to somewhere in a manner of speaking. May be the shooter felt left out for not being postal.
That is all from the strange news department.
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