This cliche of 'watch what you eat' has been beat to death in health conscious locales such as Northern California. Of course it is a good idea to watch what you eat otherwise you end up like Mary.
She did not see what she was eating and she swallowed a pencil. It was 2B since she was gabbing with her friends and not watching what she ate.
She swallowed it intact with the eraser and ferrule. The lead however broke in the process and the coroner ruled lead poisoning as cause of death. Actually that to me was debatable because technically there is no lead in the pencil but graphite.
Softest known form of carbon which makes a pencil write. But it was proved wrong by the ME who indicated lead as the root cause. Now the sharpened end had a point so maybe that did her in. Tore her gut out as she swallowed the implement whole.
Moral - Even a good eraser cannot undo a stupid act.
She did not see what she was eating and she swallowed a pencil. It was 2B since she was gabbing with her friends and not watching what she ate.
She swallowed it intact with the eraser and ferrule. The lead however broke in the process and the coroner ruled lead poisoning as cause of death. Actually that to me was debatable because technically there is no lead in the pencil but graphite.
Softest known form of carbon which makes a pencil write. But it was proved wrong by the ME who indicated lead as the root cause. Now the sharpened end had a point so maybe that did her in. Tore her gut out as she swallowed the implement whole.
Moral - Even a good eraser cannot undo a stupid act.
she invented a new way to die.
ReplyDeleteIndeed ..as the mafia would say - she was rubbed out
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