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Brandobast (what's in a brand name)

A singularly Desi take on strategic product introduction with a snazzy brand = Brando bast (take off on bando bast that police use and not to be confused with Marlon's bust).

In memorium of said effort here is a short list of what new brands might be called -
  • New name for a strong liquor - sunshine or moonshine or any other planetary influence notwithstanding  = Responsibly (this way no one can blame you for drinking, in fact the mere suggestion of 'Drink Responsibly' will always be in your favor)
  • New handgun that fires 15 rounds automatically when left in pant pockets (without human intervention and giving the trigger finger at Tesla and their self driving cars) and made for the American inner city  = Caress
  • Vehicles built by Ford specifically to support Road Rage activities = Screech Xtra
  • Wall material specifically designed to write names of fallen heroes = Rite Here
  • Candy designed specifically for handing out during Halloween = Lock Jaw
  • Foul odor releasing capsules to be used  in bathroom when guests arrive = B Gone
  • Schools that simply promise to deliver great results and want A grade students but are a money making sham = B schools
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