America is agog with election fever. At least a section of society seems to be. There are all sorts of debates among those that are vying for the top job. That to be the POTUS. Not a Lotus as many a yogini will encourage but a POTUS. President of the USA.
Now why someone would want to willingly subject themselves to the humiliation of being interviewed by dimwits and put into prepared arguments and debates is beyond me. But the viewership is certainly driving sales for Shampoos, Cars, BreathMints, Mattresses and Auto, Home or Life Insurance products. Or so the targeted marketing experts think.
It seems it boils down to this - who does America trust with a bunch of nuclear weapons? Can they leave someone called Mickey or Goofy to watch them?
Do either Mickey or Goofy understand what a nuclear weapon is? Suffice to say that most folks that today have one (or many) are unlikely to use it because it will lead to the elimination of planetary life. No more Nature shows on PBS. No more PBS. Because there is no P in the PBS (as in public) just BS.
So the public now wants to address the next most important item - Is gay marriage real? Although an appointed supreme of courts has already ruled that it is legal, the voter public is burning up to find out whether they can trust their nuke holding office to provide a favorable opinion on other people's sexual preferences.
Here are the combinations possible -
Now why someone would want to willingly subject themselves to the humiliation of being interviewed by dimwits and put into prepared arguments and debates is beyond me. But the viewership is certainly driving sales for Shampoos, Cars, BreathMints, Mattresses and Auto, Home or Life Insurance products. Or so the targeted marketing experts think.
It seems it boils down to this - who does America trust with a bunch of nuclear weapons? Can they leave someone called Mickey or Goofy to watch them?
Do either Mickey or Goofy understand what a nuclear weapon is? Suffice to say that most folks that today have one (or many) are unlikely to use it because it will lead to the elimination of planetary life. No more Nature shows on PBS. No more PBS. Because there is no P in the PBS (as in public) just BS.
So the public now wants to address the next most important item - Is gay marriage real? Although an appointed supreme of courts has already ruled that it is legal, the voter public is burning up to find out whether they can trust their nuke holding office to provide a favorable opinion on other people's sexual preferences.
Here are the combinations possible -
- Gay and Nuke Loving
- Gay Loving but Nuke Hating
- Gay Hating and Nuke Loving
- Just Hating it all
Decisions, Decisions. Now if that is not enough here comes the third divisive item - Do black lives matter? For that matter what matters? How about the other colors in the American spectrum?
So now one can see that the equation suddenly starts getting too complicated beyond the reach of most folks who quit Algebra while they were behind. Pew research has some solid numbers to back this thesis.
Thusly they simply go vote for the guy or gal that seems to have good dental hygiene as seen on live television.
The end.
Oh America - don't forget to floss tonight! And while you are sleeping mull over whether a Non Gay Marriage is worth it.
reminds me of a joke about hiring..after interviewing a lot of female secretaries for the job, the boss when asked, says, "Let's hire the blonde with the long legs.."
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