Skip to main content

Birthday urph/ aka Jayanti

What makes a birthday memorable?

I know -- switching gears from the morbid to the other end of the spectrum in one fell blog! Such is life.

Getting back to the subject in hand - it is a marker of sorts that helps view ones progress or lack thereof; perhaps a definitive chance to ponder what had been or what is or what could be; a time to kick back and celebrate; a chance to sell over priced sugar laden confections along with some uninspiring cards?

Yes - it is all that but then it becomes something else, in some cases anyway. Take all the religion based birthday or Jayanti celebrations - an excuse for an already apathetic public servant in some nations to declare a day of R&R - get sloshed or check out.

If I was to compare the number of such days off from country to country and actually ponder on the subject of whose birthday merits a national holiday, I think there would not be any work done in places like India or China. Not that we need Birthday as 'cause celebre' to not work but since we are on the subject...

Why you ask?

Well per capita we simply have too many stalwarts of note, who one could argue need a special day (or days - if the followers of said stalwarts bully us) of remembrance - how else is our new generation going to come to terms with what our heritage was?

After all with close to 3 Billion people between just India and China alone they better have a say on which of their dudes and dudesses need to be remembered by declaring a national holiday.

And when you consider their individual history stretching longer than the great wall itself, it is easy to see how one could find over 700 historic characters to gawk at. Split that between the two and you have a whole year to party.

Now switch your attention to the western democracies like the US - with a 300 or so year old history (before that the natives may have had their own 'days to get high' calendar but none exists now to look at) we also find several characters of note that may in today's parlance merit a holiday unto themselves. We have a share of them - but have managed to lump some former presidents into one holiday - President's Day - no special call out for each one; same with war vets - we fought too many but you don't get a special day to yourself - Veterans Day and thats it.

So for practical reasons we seem to curtail the notion of more chill time and simply urge the young generation to visit museums where these souls are immortalized or read the old fashioned book to catch up on what was.

Not sure whether this point of view has roots deep into the genetics of the people or if it is weather related or something more esoteric.

When I want to get my passport renewed I sure hope there is not a delay due to several generals or evangelists, ex-presidents or Hollywood celebs birth (or death) event causing a backlog.

Now a government deficit leading to shortage of staff I can handle!

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

On the go(zay masta) in Japan again

Cool cat the Japanese are Tokyo at dusk  My second visit to this land of the rising sun after almost a decade. Back then clearly I was wet behind the ears product manager and likely didn’t pay attention to all (efficient) things Japanese. But today I did and of course continue to be impressed. It is as much the obvious stuff like on time travel that is both clean and comfortable and all that which makes it possible. The impressive landmark and landscapes that these humans have put together despite their cramped (or because of it) surroundings and precarious geological conditions could amaze a novice architect among us. But it’s also the little things that someone had to think about which have a phenomenal impact on day to day lives that make the Japanese stand apart. Below are few random examples- 1. Providing a very fine machined wooden toothpick in every packet of wooden chopsticks. The said chapsticks are simply set on the To Go counter of any food vendor/ convenience store wher...

Presumptive Society

Today's world is hyper connected.  I am not so sure what it means but you hear it a lot.  It is probably hyper but not sure how connected it is.  Sugar (fermented or not) is available in many ways than before and so getting hyper is easy.  It is probably more a threat than cocaine since it is sold legally. And what is this connected stuff?  Most people I encounter seem disconnected from reality.  So going back to this assumption that we are connected there are subtle and no so subtle instances of how brands and companies and middle men try to portray someone - A linkedin profile for somebody working for X years at a place advertises to the connected network that so and so is CELEBRATING X years @ Such and Such Inc. Do we know if (s)he is celebrating or cringing?  Perhaps a better way to portray will be - So and So LASTED X years @ such & such inc. Then it exhorts the readership to go ahead and congratulate them for this lasting effe...

Greasy Dra'ch'ma

With all the furor in the media around Greece for the past couple of years I thought it would be good to list all things Greek that people use in common parlance - 1. Some of us are familiar with Greek history as being where the world's largest organized scam was born - called the Olympics. At the time this courier delivered a message by running a large number of miles and that got converted into a spectator sport. Nobody thought about what this implied? Fedex does not use any of the marathon runners instead relying on bio diesel trucks so not sure where we went from courier delivery to extracting money for tickets to watch people balance themselves on a pommel horse - which by the way is quite different from a Trojan Horse - 2. which brings me to the next invention from Greek mythology that finds use today - except used in the computer virus arena. This innocuos program is accepted by a computer since it looks friendly only to unleash undesirable effects leading to loss of s...